STRAWBERRY YORGHUT CAKE & CONFESSIONS OF A WORDIE WHOSE A FOODIE

It’s incredulously easy to make, so proceed with caution because once you try it you’ll want to bake it every day…and what’s going to happen is that in a few months time you will probably need the jaws of life to pull out your undies from your ass!

STRAWBERRY AND RASPBERRY RIPPLE, NO CHURN ICE CREAM

If you aren’t devouring ice cream on account of watching your weight….then you can take this to the bank because a very wise transgender (I couldn’t decide whether I should say wise man or wise woman…so I went with transgender!) said it :

Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap.