Leopard Print is a neutral….said a very wise Jersey girl worth her salt (picture Olivia or Tracey from Jerseylicious…those a words they’d have uttered….I think!
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Judge all you want I already announced to the world my very discerning taste when it comes to T.V shows … if you missed my coming-out (as a reality T.V junkie) then let me bring you up to speed….
- If they have a pulse, are breathing have camera’s following them around as they do things like take bum selfies… or worse-those pouty selfies (Kim –Insert Cardinal Point– Nee Kardashian);
- If they don’t hesitate to lunge across dinning tables (in classy restaurants) with wine bottles (Evelyn Lozada);
- If they wear enough eyeliner to put a racoon to shame and spot hair do’s that need clearance from airspace authorities ( The Jerseylicious Cast)
- After this confession I feel I need to redeem myself … I like Oprah’s Lifeclass and I actually try to lead a Zen, meaningful life…. I EVEN KNOW SOME YOGA POSES…like downward dog (very useful even when partaking in non-yoga interactions… ahem! ahem!) Lotus pose…FINE! FINE! I just googled the Lotus pose!
I am going bananas… That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house!
Ladies and gentlemen there’s a bun in my oven?????!! (insert expletive!) the contraceptive failed!!!! (shoot me now!) … ever since I watched finding Nemo about a month ago (for the first time!!!)….I do love a good digression … the other day my friend Shella was making reference to the movie Finding Nemo and she said Nimo….as in Wairimu… It’s not her fault you see, her middle name is Njeri After All!!!! Shella don’t Kill me for divulging this on my very important blog that will one day have millions of readers! hahahaha! Next time retain me as your lawyer…or shrink if you want our pinterest conversations to be kept confidential!!! … back to the point I was getting at – ever since I watched Finding Nemo with Shella, Bambam and Zizmaroo, I have been experiencing ‘Dory’- like lapses of memory! What I really meant to say was there’s a
bun banana cake in my oven! Don’t pop the champagne yet!….before I delve into the banana bread post allow me to share life tip #1 👇
Never make eye contact when eating a banana!
Mphhhhh… I wonder why!!
While we are on the subject I thought I would share some tips on how to eat a banana … You’ve been doing it wrong!!!